Here's an intriguing word I had never heard or read before. It really has some flair. Try to work it into your dinner conversation tonight to impress your children.
zarf: [zarf] an ugly or repellant male.
I'm so relieved that no one can call me a zarf!
Here are some sample sentences:
"Her blind date was a definite dissapointment; Gregory had been a complete zarf."
"Because of the alliaceous breath, pock-marked complexion, and neanderthal hair, the science professor had a definite zarf-like quality about him."