It's been a while since it's happened to me. I'd forgotten. My daughter took a happy bite of baby oatmeal cereal and applesauce combo. She was so excited about it! She wiggled, she flapped her hands, I smiled, then...
...... she SNEEZED! .....
Splats of applesauce/oatmeal/something else that I'm too polite to write spewed forth and adorned my face, hair, and fresh change of clothes. This is why there is a day dedicated to Mothers. I need a bath...
Mmmmm . . . now I'm hungry for oatmeal! Love the new contributors page.
ReplyDeleteHey, it's better than poop!
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry that I'm reading this at the library! I can't laugh out loud :-) I remember this so vividly happening to me when my girls were little. Now my dog sneezes in my face and I end up with doggie snot on my glasses. Aren't you glad that they NEVER told you about this in the Hallmark cards? Like would you have believed them anyway?
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