Forget the waterboarding down at Gitmo, Mr. President. I say to make terrorists talk, we begin using this...
A good, old-fashioned corset.
This could really solve some national security problems! Besides the humiliation of wearing pink rosettes and ribbons, the terrorists will develop a mortifying womanly figure.
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Can you imagine sweating in the hot Cuban sun in one of these? Bowing toward Mecca will never be the same.
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure between wearing a corset and willfully withholding chocolate, I'd blab every bit of information I'd ever come across.
OK Mrs. Hannah, you have a very funny mind. How do you come up with this stufff?
ReplyDeleteThey are rather uncomfortable. I don't know why I keep buying them...
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