You never fully get this poem until you're a parent, I think. It is all so strangely familiar. Ogden, you speak to my heart!
Tableau at Twilight
I sit in the dusk. I am all alone.
Enter a child and an ice-cream cone.
A parent is easily beguiled
By sight of this coniferous child.
The friendly embers warmer gleam,
The cone begins to drip ice cream.
Cones are composed of many a vitamin.
My lap is not the place to bitamin.
Although my raiment is not chinchilla,
I flinch to see it become vanilla.
Coniferous child, when vanilla melts
I'd rather see it somewhere else.
Exit child with remains of cone.
I sit in the dusk. I am all alone.
Muttering spells like an angry Druid.
Alone, in the dusk, with the cleaning fluid.
***Coniferous child***, that just gets me!
I had to read this twice to really get this. How funny!
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