Here's a fun one. It adds a little gusto to an every day problem for many of us.
Paunch: noun. stomach, pot belly
Where to start, where to start...there are so many pleasant alternatives when you're thinking up sentences about a pot belly... How about this...
Grandma Jessie was tired of the backhanded insults; when the boy bagging groceries snickered at her bladder leakage supplies, she punched him right in the paunch.
OR...
The speedy toddler stumbled through the room, fat cheeks jiggling with every step, paunch bared to the world, dismantling all sense of order the mother had so strategically worked to achieve.
Looking at her three beautiful children, she didn't mind the fact that her paunch was destined to follow her throughout the rest of her life!
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