Then the next day, I looked in the mirror and had a startling recollection...I have a really interesting eye color. Is that completely pathetic, or what? I had forgotten all about one of my most unique and attractive features!
To make a long story short, that $100 made me mentally go from this...
|(No, I don't usually have an axe handy when watching the children)|
|Yes, that is a chocolate cake!|