An exciting night out involves Sam's Club and samples.
Grilled cheese or peanut butter and jelly seem like balanced meals.
You don't care what your hair looks like.
You have a very short attention span (ie "Comeherewhatdidyousaydon'tdothatthegrilledcheeseisburning".)
You wake up at 7a.m. even on Saturdays.
You can cry at the drop of a hat, and some days you do.
You don't notice your belly hanging out.
You're too busy to listen to who's talking to you.
You're constantly running.
You love Daddy. A date with him is the ultimate treat!
You have no idea what is in style.
You can translate what other two year olds are saying.
(Sigh...I used to be so intelligent!)